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offers wholesome entertainment: text, photos, and dozens of irritating little buttons.

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Photos, mostly

 Touristy photos

 Pics of (others') works of art


An occasional series of remarkable ads [not all are for the young or the faint of heart]


 Tirades and anti-tirades

Digital cameras -- their shoddy design, their makers' misleading descriptions, and the gaga "experts" who evaluate them. old

I optimize for no one. Browser postdogmatism.

Eye candy

Now!  Just do it now.

Nothing  Tune out, turn off (almost).

From the scanner

The Invention of a New Religion (1912), by Basil Hall Chamberlain.

email me Mail me (Peter Evans).

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Kremlin Fried Chicken

Dihydrogen Monoxide manbeef

Acme klein bottles

First created (as 6 May 1998. Aside from a period of around three days around 20 September '99 when a telephone company employee literally cut off the server, it's been up ever since. Braver than Porsche, its webmeister left it up all through the night of expected Armageddon, from the nineties into the naughties. Moved here (, 2 March 2000; last updated, recently. OK? (Peter Evans)